Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: MORE Recert News/LBS Re - Off World as Angry Person

[Llundrub]

d yet another of the abovementioned called yet another of the same troop the name of an unmentionable part of the female anatomy?     See, I have no memory of which part was mentioned:   Of calling someone a tit, there are tits for tats, in which case one is a sucker, or there are boobs in which one is a funbag for others. Of twats there are clits which are happy little fellas, or vulvas - basically vacuous airheads, there are my favorite the cervixes which are double fucking trouble and really screaming memes. And finally the assholes, and we all have one of those. Or such is my opinion. Of course one could actually include the mouth which is pretty sexily unmentionable but for the sake of argument, mouths come in many types, just like twats. There's the bigmouth, the tightlipped, the tribal tongue, and many others. I'm partial to the tribal tongue. Or speedball as I think it's called. In that case the speedball mouth and clit seem to share a common focus. One ostensably could call someone either like, "Com hither yon clit, my speedball tongue have comsumeth crystal and must rest upon thee." Or, "What's going down yon tribal tongue, hath thou time to spare for mine clit?"  I'm only presenting food for thought. Moreover one could say things like go deep throat so and so, extrapolating from the mouth.  I haven't heard the nose ever mentioned though eskimos certainly would find them erotic. But maybe that's beyond the point as calling someone a nose or saying go nostril yourself is a bit out of line even for the greatest genius.     But that was certainly all just so crude, considering what mentionable parts of the body one could be called, like an ass.  To me, it would depend really who was talking as someone with some huge booty would be calling one a real big ass due to that being the most familiar form of assness known. On the other hand, someone with some real small pooper would maybe mean you're a tightass when they call you that because it takes them only one finger to wipe up. I find these immanently mentionable. Give or rtake a fact or two. I'm really an ass sort of guy myself. In fact the asshole on a woman is very sexy, and the trace. That reminds me of the TV show called, "Without a Trace." I have to crack wise every time I hear that in spite of myself.  I wasted so much time on this I'm gonna post it.   To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/   To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED]   Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.