It is a truely fucking great idea, and it would make millions. If the US isn't ready then it would certainly go over well in India but it would probably do ok in Cali. I mean, yes Vaj, this IS exactly what the Movement has been preparing for, and it would accomplish all the goals of the Movement:
 
---popularizing the Veda to millions who would never have heard of it otherwise
---popularizing Maharishi in the same way as the Gideon Bible people, by placing the religion within reach of any unbalanced prakriti (read sinner)
---Making millions in filthy lucre
---actually helping people as an alternative to their unhealthy diet
---Movement people could finally make some money working in the world instead of working outside of it
---the Movement could go legit instead of running a con job on the government thereby depleting our tax dollars on bogus schemes. Instead they could return tax dollars, make a profit, and use some of it for the pundits (as if)
---It would be a good front for making converts in hostile and open territory like Afghanistan, and Nepal, China, etc... I mean Maharishi believes money is Brahman so why not Vedaburgers?  Eat Brahman, become Brahman.
---To not do this idea shows how fucked the Movement really is. This is it! The real money making deal.  It pisses me off that in the whole world no one has done this and yet no one will do it because we truely still are in the dark ages.
 
I could write the menu in ten minutes flat. With recipes.
 
----- Original Message -----
From: Vaj
Sent: Tuesday, May 03, 2005 8:33 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: BURGERDAMMERUNG: TWILIGHT OF THE TRANSCENDENT


On May 3, 2005, at 9:13 AM, Llundrub wrote:


----There you go. We're all on the same page. Different rap. That's a real idea, but it would have taken real creativity, something MMY doesn't have, that is, an ayurvedic fast food chain. Balance your doshas in just a few minutes for just a few bucks.  Pulse diagnosis at the window. Hey sir, your pitta is a bit high this afternoon I recommend the vata delight burger and sweet potato fries with a mango lassi. Thanks for coming to MacMaharishi's. I believe this is the third real million dollar FFLife idea in the last month.
 
I mean, why the fuck not?  Then the Rajas coould be really useful and not just fucking poseurs.

I've always thought this was a great idea. Fast-food health food. Instead of Ronald McDonald visiting it would be a Raja with his crown and limo. He could hand out Ayurvedic candy. I mean, come on, they're already the McDonald's of the used mantra business--why not food? The only thing the TMO hasn't done is put up the "millions served" sign. Instead of the golden arches, it could be a rainbow or something. You could also use Doug Hennings old Vedic amusement park ideas for the kiddy playground. Discover maya while sipping your anti-pitta lassi. Yeah.


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