--- In [email protected], "Patrick Gillam" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Raja Wynne wrote:
> >
> > 6. People who are teachers of Transcendental 
> > Meditation and are not recertified are no longer 
> > Governors and of course are not allowed
> > to teach, lecture, etc. 
> 
> I'll strike it from my curriculum vita.
> 


> Speaking of which, can anyone recommend a 
> workaround to having Maharishi International 
> University on one's r�sum�?
> 
>  - Patrick Gillam

*********

I thought Nancy Berg's (daughter of Mad Magazine Dave Berg) 
workaround was a clever way to minimize the possibility of having to 
talk about MIU:


http://www.us-webmasters.com/copywriting-Nancy-Berg/
EDUCATION:
M.A. in Communication/Screenwriting, Stanford University, 1987
Stanford Mass Media Institute, film production, 1982
B.A., Interdisciplinary Studies, MIU, 1978,
State University of New York at Purchase and Buffalo

**
Note that Nancy writes out SUNY's full name, but only initials MIU, 
and by her judicious use of commas and juxtaposition, allows a casual 
reader to infer that she got her degree from SUNY (at Purchase and 
Buffalo, where she only took a few courses -- her BA is from MIU).

However, I only advise the above strategy for those who are deficient 
in or lacking in confidence in their creativity. Far from being a 
negative, having a MIU degree gives one the opportunity (there are 
never any problems in life, only opportunities) to exercise one's 
creativity. 

Almost all businesses, whether in the so-called creative fields or 
not, prize creative employees -- talking about MIU gives you an easy 
way to show how creative you are/were in selecting this unique school 
which is devoted to unfolding creative intelligence. That, and a 
little name-dropping, like Director David Lynch 
http://www.davidlynch.com/ will give you a leg up on other applicants.

Martin Short does a very funny imitation of David Lynch in the movie 
Jiminy Glick in LA LA Wood: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0347369/

see clip at:
http://www.ifilm.com/RealPlaylist?
l=1459752351&ifilmId=2668998&bandwidth=300

tinyurl version: http://tinyurl.com/869m3






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