Sent to me on the side by a friend/lurker:

#1414
Einar used to come into our Perfect Health Products
office over in the high-rises and chit-chat. He had a
pronounced holier than thou attitude which was a carry
over to me from the six month course we were on
together (see story #1415).
One day we were talking about various cleansing diets
and Einar told us all about an apple juice fast that
he went on and highly recommended, in which you go on
apple juice only for a few days and then on the fourth
day you eat a large quantity of whip cream and somehow
this forces the gall-bladder to expel gallstones. The
very next night, we had a meeting in the Learning
Center, led by Mario Orsatti, a meeting in which the
"air was cleared" about a variety of issues. With this
dietary program Einar had just described fresh in my
mind, somewhere during the course of the evening,
Einar puts his hand up, gets called on and says
"Please tell the Governors not to go on any strange
diets or cleansing programs." My PHP partner and I
just looked at each other and cracked up.

#1415
So there we are in St. Moritz for six months.
Spectacular beauty all around us, kerplunked right
down in the middle of the Alps with one of the world's
great vacation spots a 10 minute walk down the hill.
Somewhere along the way someone, perhaps Einar
himself, hears that the people on the course before us
were told by Maharishi to make their rooms into caves
and had the windows closed and their curtains drawn.
Einar, and many others, embraced this, and though it
was springtime-summer, the air was spectacularly clear
and crisp and the view out the windows was heavenly,
they closed their windows, closed the blinds, and
stayed in the darkness with little fresh air,
convinced they were really holy now! So Maharishi
finally comes to see how we are doing. Einar proudly
tells Maharishi about how his room is closed
completely up and very cavelike. Maharish gets this
questioning look on his face and asks Einar to
explaiin. Einar tells him the story about how he'd
heard about the previous course being told to close up
the rooms like a cave, etc. Maharishi, without missing
a beat tells him that the reason he told the previous
course to do that was because it was winter and with
the windows open it was causing all the heat to go out
and costing a fortune to heat the place.





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