Duuuuude! High five. Brilliant stuff.
--- In [email protected], Duveyoung <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Anyone want to hack out a TMO version of the below? > > Edg > > Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian > > 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by > other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence > of yours. > > 9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that > people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the > Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. > > 8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a > Triune God. > > 7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" > attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how > God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and > ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including > women, children, and trees! > > 6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims > about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that > the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who > got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. > > 5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in > the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but > you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age > tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few > generations old. > > 4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the > exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in > all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of > Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and > "loving." > > > 3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have > failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the > floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to > "prove" Christianity. > > 2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to > answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. > And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will > of God. > > 1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do > about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call > yourself a Christian. >
