This is a public service announcement to alert readers
of this forum that there seems to have been an outbreak
of the dreaded disease IKCY here at FFL lately. This 
post contains a description of the disease and its 
symptoms, instructions for how to protect yourself 
from it, and suggestions for how you can help others 
already affected by the disease to recover.

What is IKCY Syndrome?

IKCY in an acronym for the full name of the disease: 
"I Know...Can't You?" Syndrome. (Its symptoms have been
so widely diagnosed and understood that a corruption
of the acronym has slipped into the English language.
You notice someone behaving as if they have contracted
IKCY syndrome, and you say, "Oooooo...that's icky.")

The known cause of IKCY is attachment. It can be attach-
ment to ideas, to political candidates, to a preferred
religion or spiritual discipline, to a guru, to the 
legitimacy or supremacy of some technique (or research
on that technique), or even to one's own notion of what 
state of consciousness one is in.

Whatever the attachment, the *expressions* of that attach-
ment -- the symptoms of the disease -- are always the same:

1. Declarations of the "truth" of what the IKCY victim
"knows." These are *always* presented as "truth," with
any other possible way of seeing the situation charact-
erized by the IKCY victim as "ignorance," "intentional
misrepresentation," "lack of knowledge," or outright 
"lies."

2. A sincere conviction that these things that they 
"know" make them better than the poor, ignorant clods 
around them who don't know these things.

3. An obvious attempt to SELL the same attachment that
the IKCY victim feels to others. The need to proselytize
the attachment is the way that this particular virus
*spreads*. Its victims feel the need to convince others
to become attached to the same things they are. If they
succeed, the disease has claimed more victims.

4. The need to demean anyone who doesn't buy what is 
being sold. IKCY proselytizers almost always characterize 
skeptics or others who don't agree with and "sign on" to
the same attachments they have as "hating" them, having
"hidden agendas," being "ignorant," being "intellectually
dishonest, being "unwilling to accept the truth."

5. Compulsion. The *extent* of this need to proselytize, 
and to demean those who aren't as attached as the IKCY 
victims is legendary in the annals of medicine. Heck, 
some IKCY victims have been known to make almost 40 posts 
to an Internet forum *in a single day* trying to convince 
others that "They Know" and exhort them to "know," too, 
by shouting the demeaning phrase "Can't You?" over and
over and over and over. And over.

Innoculation

The way to protect yourself from the ravages of IKCY
Syndrome is to repeat a simple mantra, passed down to us
from old: "I don't know shit."

The power of this ancient mantra is amazing. It can keep
you from the ravages of "I Know...Can't You?" Syndrome.
It can keep you from becoming an asshole in public situ-
ations. Heck, it might even help you to win friends and
influence people, who will actually want to be your 
friends in return because you're not always trying to 
SELL them something that they want you to become as 
attached to as they are.

'Nuff said. Just keep repeating "I don't know shit," and
not only will you protect yourself from the ravages of
IKCY Syndrome, you'll have a nicer life. You'll learn to
become comfortable NOT "knowing" anything to the point
of trying to convince others *that* you know it. And
you'll laugh a lot more. Which brings us to treatment
of the victims of this modern plague.

Treatment Of The Afflicted

Laugh at them. Watch them cringe as you do so. That is
the virus which causes IKCY reacting with fear and revul-
sion to the one thing that can kill it. 

Oh sure, some of the victims will pretend to laugh back,
and even <guffaw>, but that's just bluster. The virus 
inside them is terrified, and is causing them to pretend
that this heavy-duty antibiotic is having no effect on
them. 

But it is. Every time they are laughed at, the virus 
that causes them to believe that "They Know" becomes a
little weaker, and over time the compulsion to infect
others with it will become weaker, too. Over time,
if these victims are laughed at consistently enough 
and loudly enough, they may actually throw off the
disease and become human again. 

Then they'll also realize, as we have, that they don't
know shit, and that neither do we. We're all bozos on
this bus, each of us wearing our big, flopppy clown
shoes and red rubber noses and trying to make the best
of an incarnation that came without a User's Manual,
let alone a definitive Reference Guide. 

And we'll welcome them back when they recover, and 
we'll all be a damned sight happier knowing that none
of us knows shit, and that that's OK.



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