This is a joke, yes? Or perhaps the joke is that I have to ask. ** > > Maharishi Apsaras Pleasure Palace > Advanced Pleasure Techniques > Maharishi Trained Apsaras will be able to perform pleasurable activities through the means outlined in such ancient and scientifically proven Vedic Texts such as the Kama Sutra. > > Applicants will learn to pleaure and be pleasured in the Vedic techniques without losing any of their vital energies. > > Programs will be for any sexual preference. > > > Reduced Rates for Volunteer Apsaras. > The Transcendental Meditation program of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi is a simple, natural mental technique, practiced twenty minutes twice a day, which allows the active mind to settle down and experience its most silent level-Transcendental Consciousness. Benefits of the Transcendental Meditation program include deep relaxation, improved health, increasing creativity and intelligence, and inner happiness and fulfillment. > Click here for more information . > > Volunteer Apsaras Pleasure Models will be given the option to learn Transcendental Meditation upon becoming a certified pleasure model at the Pleasure Palace. > > > > > Maharishi Spas > Twelve different Vedic massage and spa treatments-and more. Relaxation of body and mind is produced through massage with special oils, neutralizing the toxins of the body, strengthening the immune system and preventing the effect of negative influences from the environment. A Maharishi Spa will be part of each Peace Palace. > Click here for more information. > > Maharishi Vedic Vibration Technology > The Maharishi Vedic Vibration Technology (MVVT) utilizes a refined impulse of Vedic sound, or Vedic vibration, to enliven the inner intelligence of the body and restore its proper functioning. > Click here for more information. > > Maharishi Consciousness-Based Education > Maharishi Consciousness-Based Education trains every student to use the brain's full potential. Courses from Kindergarten to Ph.D. are available through Maharishi Schools, Colleges and Universities. > Click here for more information. > > Maharishi Apsaras Pleasure Palaces > Maharishi trained Apsaras will have knowledge of increasing vitality while enjoying hedonistic activities. Programs for man-man, woman-woman, man-woman,multi-partner. > > Reduced Rates > Due to overwhelming demand for the Maharishi TM Techniques and Programs Re-Certified TM Teachers are now allowed to teach TM and Programs at discretionary fees. > > Maharishi Sthapathya Ved > Architecture in harmony with Natural Law-to disallow any sick building syndrome. > Click here for more information. > > Maharishi Jyotish and Yagya > For prevention of problems-Vedic Astrology and Vedic Performances to "avert the danger that has not yet come." > Click here for more information. > > Products-Click here for more information. Maharishi's Books Maharishi Gandharva Veda Music CDs and Tapes > Maharishi Organic Agriculture Products Raam Raj Organic Clothing > Maharishi Ayurveda Herbal Preparations > > > Email us > > Copyright � Maharishi Vedic Education Development (MVED) Corporation. All rights reserved
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