On 6/10/05, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> --- In [email protected], "Jeff Fischer"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> wrote:
> > > Word has it that there will be a massive recall of
> > > defective mantras taught by uncertified teachers.
> > > "Loaner" mantras will be provided while yours is
> > > in the shop being repaired.
> >
> > This is the funniest thing I've read here yet.
>
> I think it's got the makings of a TV sitcom. Joe
> Meditator takes his mantra in for a tuneup and
> recertification and then has an accident while
> meditating with the loaner mantra and puts a big
> ding in its fender. He has to go back into the
> Peace Palace and try to get his original mantra
> back from a bunch of Rajas wearing long flowing
> robes and Burger King crowns, who are not amused
> by the dent in their shiny, officially-certified
> loaner mantra. They want Joe to pay the full list
> price for the damaged loaner ($2500), plus the
> mandatory "Recert Fee" for fixing his old one.
>
> Joe tells them to "go check themselves," grabs
> his old mantra from the Raja and runs out the door
> with it. But as he disappears down the street,
> the Rajas chuckle and one says to the other, "Just
> wait until he finds out that he can't transcend
> using it any more unless he pays us to recharge
> it every month. Heh heh. Jai Guru Dev."
>
> Tune in next week, as Joe tries to get the mind-
> control feature removed from his newly-certified
> mantra by meeting an "outlaw" TM teacher in a
> back alley of Brahmaloka.
>
> :-)
>
> Unc
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