--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Dick Mays <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Celebrate The Final Event of our Invincible America One Month Assembly with > the Prime Minister of the Global Country of World Peace, Dr. Bevan Morris. > > Dr. Morris will be Speaking from Holland
His topic: Consolidating my Power Base in Light of Those Damn Indians Busting a Move on the Organization I Inherited, God dammit! I earned it by decades of ass kissing and I'm not gunna give it up without a fight! Also there will be a short talk entitled: Tips for Making the Most of an All You Can Eat Buffet: Secrets from a Master Gorger. Moving from the fullness of fullness to even more fullness and then finding room for even more fullness. (There is always room for the Maharaja.) He will be introduced as: On my near left and my extreme left.. When he steps on a scale it says: One at a time. Bevan is so fat, he shows up on radar. Bevan is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete! Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." Bevan is so fat, he has his own area code. Bevan is so fat NASA orbits satellites around him. Bevan is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..." I know a guy named Bevan that is so fat he has to wake up in sections. And then there is Bevan. He has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes. Seriously though, Bevan isn't fat, he insists he's just 4 feed too short. But Bevan takes the cake. Once he jumped into the gulf in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach. Bevan's so fat, when he broke his leg, gravy poured out! Bevan is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator. The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month! Bevan is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp. Bevan is so fat he was baptized in Sea World. Bevan is so fat, he had his baby pictures taken by satellite. Bevan is so fat, people jog around him for exercise. Bevan is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please." Bevan's so fat he needs a VCR for a pager Bevan `s so fat that his belly button makes an echo Bevan's so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Bevan's so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!" Bevan's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side. > > Everyone is invited to Attend. > > Date: Sunday August 3, 2008 > Time: 8:15 PM > Location: Dalby Hall, Argiro Student Center > > Jai Guru Dev > > *** > > DOME ANNOUNCEMENTS is a moderated list that distributes announcements to the > Maharishi University of Management community. Send your announcements to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Encourage your friends to sign up for DOME ANNOUNCEMENTS. Send an e-mail > message to [EMAIL PROTECTED], and put the word "subscribe" (without the > quotation marks) in the body of the message. > > To stop receiving DOME ANNOUNCEMENTS, send an e-mail message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED], and type the word "unsubscribe" (without the > quotation marks) in the body of the message. >
