--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Peter Sutphen > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Imagine if everything we said was proceeded by such > > florid rhetoric? What a hoot! Oh infinite one, > > bejeweled with the wisdom of the three worlds, > > brandishing the trident of boundless Shiva and the > > mace of Cosmic Vishnu, please pass the salt. > > You have to admit, it'd make for entertaining > flame wars. :-) > > Unc
Oh, boundless as the sky Peter-ji, saint among saints, thou speaketh with infitinte insight and wisdom, even with the trident of shiva piercing your most holy rear orifice and your words from that holy alter, perfumed with an earthy fragrance that connects you to all progeny of Manu, it is with honor and humility that we witness you humble yourself before the most humble of men, acting as they do, in a most auspicious and dramatic enactment of folly as if under infinite layers of maya, your service and humility is an inspiration for us all, taking the bodhisattva vow, you pretend to assume the veil of ingornace and act as deeply foolish as a neanderthal, to show us all that the divine lives in even the lowest of creatures. To thee, the blazing brahman of neanderthal-loka, we give our vast praise and laudations. To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/