--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > They have internet in the crazy houses these days? Wow, what > > a world. > > It's considered therapy, the modern counterpart of > group analysis. :-)
The thing you should be wondering about, however, is not how someone in a crazy house gets access to the Internet, but how an "Ascended Master" gets access to the Internet. Are we talking ether-net here? Are there little cozy Internet cafe termninals nestled in the clouds? Do the Ascended Masters need terminals and keyboards or do they just think their messages and press their noses to Send? And if you're an Ascended Master, do you cruise the Internet during your "off time," or is spamming the Net part of your day job? Either way, what's the pay scale these days for an Ascended Master? Do you get benefits, like dental, or a uniform (long flowing robes and a crown)? Are there Ascended Master groupies? The mind boggles at the possibilities. At least we finally have one of these Ascended Masters in our midst. Perhaps he/she/it (Do Ascended Masters *have* a sex? If so, do they have sex with other he/she/its?) can answer the questions for us... Unc P.S. And what's a "Warrior Ascended Master?" Are you telling us that the caste system persists even after death? "Whooops...not over there, Newbie. That cloud is reserved for the Brahmin Ascended Masters. The Khshatriya Ascended Master cloud is over there, on the other side of the tracks..." To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
