What a wonderful description of the World Government of the Age of Englightenment aka Global Country of World Peace.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, I am the eternal <l.shad...@...> wrote: > > Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to > science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 > assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy > neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are > held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast > quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium > has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it > impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount > of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a > second, to take from four days to four years to complete. > Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay, > but undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant > neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's > mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will > cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes, not to mention > multiple oxymorons. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some > scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons > reach a critical concentration. That hypothetical quantity might > normally be called 'critical mass' but, in this unique case it is > known as 'critical mess'. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium > becomes Administratium (Am), another just-discovered element that > radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as > many peons but twice as many morons. >