--- In [email protected], "Richard J. Williams" <willy...@...> 
wrote:
>
> > > You didn't show your dome badege; you haven't posted 
> > > anything to prove your status in the TMO. Let's see
> > > some proof before you go opening your pie-hole about
> > > TM and the TMO and the Marshy.
> > >
> Curtis wrote:
> > This coming from the genius who defines TM as "thinking 
> > things over!"
> > 
> Well, Curtis, obviously you don't have a dome badge, and
> you can't seem to post anything to prove you're a 'TM
> teacher,

You got me Richard!  All this time posting here and I never practiced TM or 
took any TM courses, never graduated from MIU, never spent years in Sidhaland, 
never became a teacher of TM and never ran the DC center.  I had everyone 
fooled but you!

< and I didn't see your definition of 'TM', >

I have no idea so I'll just go with yours:
"TM is thinking things over."

so
> since you've opened your pie hole, why not just post 
> your definition of 'TM', so we can read it, instead of 
> being trollish and downright snarky. 

I don't know about trollish since I am responding to your trollish antics but 
as far as you bringing out the full potential of "snark" in me, I am guilty as 
charged.  With your "prove you were a teacher" tourettes tic routine, I'm 
afraid I can't take you seriously on any level.

> 
> This shouldn't be much of a task, since you're claiming 
> to be a 'TM teacher' with 

No you busted me and now I can admit I have never taken any TM course of any 
kind.  I come here to pretend to have had a history in the movement.  I 
wouldn't know a TM mantra from a list of Chinese spices as Jerry used to say. 
(If I had been in the movement to hear him, which I wasn't.

<"very high TMO status,"> trollish bullshit.

 and a
> graduate in philosophy from MUM.

The hardest thing was faking my online MIU pictures in the yearbook because 
back then there was very little hair product and I had a very hard to duplicate 
natural wave.

< Or, maybe it's time for 
> you to just shut your pie hole.>

Ah the belligerent bellowing of someone who has spent a lifetime "Thinking 
things over."  How could a non meditator like me doubt the calming and 
enlightening effects!
 
> Everyone meditates; there's probably not a single person
> on the planet who doesn't pause once or twice a day to
> take stock of their own mental contents.

Whoa,wait a minute here Richard!  Perhaps I am back in the game.  I do this too 
so I must be a natural TMer!

 And we're 
> transcending, all the time. Meditation simply means to 
> 'think things over'.

There are some things so entertaining that no matter how many times you hear 
them they deliver!

 According to Marshy, meditation is
> based on thinking. 

As opposed to being based on what, with it being a mental technique and all?  
Was this a tough principle to come up with you think?

<It's that simple.>

Oh yeah, there is simplicity at work here.

> 
> meditation
> 
> –noun
> 
> 1. to think calm thoughts in order to relax or as a 
> religious activity:

Uh oh, not the religious question again!

> 
> Sophie meditates for 20 minutes every day.

I know I pretend to close my eyes with her and then spend the entire time 
staring at her chest.

> 
> 2. to think seriously about something for a long time:
> 
> He meditated on the consequences of his decision.

That sounds exactly like TM, excellent reference Richard!

> 
> Source:
> 
> Cambridge University Dictionary:

What do they know, who finds them an authority on anything!  Wait, did you mean 
Cambridge Cambridge?  The guys with the imperiously faggy accents?  Sorry I 
stand corrected, they do know what they are talking about.  So now we have a 
definitive definition of TM:

TM is thinking calm thoughts about Sophia's chest as a religious activity and 
thinking seriously about how to get her to undress for a long time, while 
pretending to be a Teacher of TM on an online chat forum in a group I was never 
a part of.


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