--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "jimjim5886" <jimjim5...@...> wrote: > > I'am trying to save your soul! You have been decieved > by the devil and are blind to the truth! I'am gods > prophet in Rev. 11 and Zechariah 4. I'am the reincarnation > of the prophet Elijah, also James Zebedee! I'am here to > forewarn you of your impending doom! If you don't listen > to me you will be cursed by God as in Malachi 4:6....
Yeah, but can you recite the checking notes by heart? And can you repeat the words of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi by heart, even though you never met him? If you can't do that, you're shit. Old shit. Low-vibe shit. Covered-with-flies shit. Shit that embarrasses other shit. Ye know not to whom ye speak, O prophet. Ye speakest not to mere humans but to the Saviors Of The World. Christ was shit by comparison. Did *he* (or *He* if you prefer) ever grace the planet with his/His cosmic Woo Woo Rays every time his enlightened butt cheeks raised themselves from the polyeurethane? I think not. He lived when they were so backwards that they didn't even *have* polyeurethane. I rest my case. You and yer Biblical prophets are mere turds in the punchbowl of life compared to us. We are **TMers**, the Most Important People On The Planet. We are cognizant of the Home Of All The Laws Of Nature. We piss from on high on yer Bible. It is mere allegory pilfered from Greek legends compared to the majesty and eternal Cosmic Wisdom of our Vedas. We have **Beatles** among our midst. You've got what...Anita Bryant and Stephen Baldwin? And your "God" is mere shit, too, compared to the trinity of Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva. And compared to the guy who lives on a higher plane than any of them, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Dare I prove it? You fear Satan, right? That means that you aren't invincible. Anyone who isn't invincible is shit. Just ask the Raja who tried to tell that to modern-day Germans. He didn't take any of their low-vibe, covered- with-flies shit, either. Can you levitate? Walk on water? We can. (Any day now.) Do you know the super-secret mantra used to appease Shiva so that he doesn't moonwalk all over your ass and smush you into roadkill on a Kentucky highway before the rednecks get to it? We do. Do YOU spend tens of thousands of dollars to get brown-skinned boys to pray to the gods on your behalf while you're busy making a living? I think not. Chrisschuns never did learn to multitask the way we did. Threaten US with doom, will you? Well just sic Mahaaja Ramalamadingdong on yer ass and he'll get Vedic on yer ass. Ye know not who ye messeth with. Learn a little humility. You are in the company of your betters. And we say that with all humility. Have a nice day, Jai Guru Dev
