--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, grate.swan <no_re...@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu <noozguru@> wrote: > > > > You're on the road to enlightenment when you stop aggravating about > > getting there. ;-) > > > Ok I'll play. > > 60 seconds: Go > > You are on the road to Enlightenment (YAORE) is when the road disappears > > YAORE when you disappear. > > YAORE when the rad and you disappear > > YAORE when the mileage signs remain the same (even after many miles of > travel) -- (as in, you don't get there on a road or by traveling) > > YAORE when you see a fork in the road and take the one that says "Vegas" (and > this have transcended the structural needs of yamas and niyamas -- and can > deal with anything with pure heart and full mind) > > YAORE when Enlightenment disappears (that is its not a quest, its not a > destination, its not an attainment, its not a status symbol, its no ta crown, > it does not bestow temperal knowledge) > > YAORE when even the sex and chick sandwich taste the same. > > YAORE when the fat lady sings. > > YAORE when you become most humble and compassionate. > > YAORE when Gadot sends a note that he is not coming. > > YAORE when the boulder falls back down to the valley after having pushed it > witin 10 feet of the summit and you exlain, "Cool!" > > YAORE when you love everyone as your self. (act consistent with that) > > YAORE when you are happy to be alone for weeks on end. > > YAORE when you enjoy being a spot in a sea of people > > YAORE when -- there is no when. > > > > > > > YAORE >
YAORE when you're Bob Hope and Bing Crosby pursuing Dorothy Lamour
