Nice. You are one of the few here who have a playful attitude and impressive writing skills.
Edg --- In [email protected], "raunchydog" <raunchy...@...> wrote: > > Spaced-out... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship > Fairfield Life. Its endless mission: to explore unbounded banality; to seek > out dead horses to beat; angels to dance on heads of pins; to boldly > transcend where no one has transcended before. > > Rick Archer: Captain James T. Kirk maneuvers FFL starship through dangerous > attacks and preserves its existence. > > Alex Stanley: Scotty precisely monitors the post count and retains a > reputation as a "miracle worker", renowned for his technical skill, > knowledge, determination and resolve. > > Curtis: Dr. McCoy keeps the shipmates healthy and engaged in lively debate. > > Judy Stein: Uhura crushes on McCoy and courageously battles the Klingon, Turq > > Edg Duveyoung: Sulu, a man of many interests and hobbies, including botany, > fencing, and ancient Trikke weaponry. > > Vaj: Mr. Spock controls his emotions and doesn't feel much of anything except > superior to humans. > > Ruth Simplicity: Nurse Christine Chapel came aboard FFLife on a journey to > meet a man from her past that she has "history" with, who is now long dead > and replaced by an android. > > Sal: A Wookie from Star Wars who got on the wrong star ship, and lobs zingers > from afar, hoping for an echo. > > Raunchydog: Leila Kalomi, a beautiful botanist who was infected with > happiness spores. She exposed Spock to the spores hoping he would would feel > happy. She lost interest in the project when he refused to feel anything. > > Enlightened Dawn: Amanda Grayson, the human mother of Spock and wife of > Vulcan Ambassador Sarek. Spock asked his father why he married such an > emotional woman. Sarek replied that at the time it seemed the logical thing > to. > > Doug Hamilton: Chekov. Roddenberry, created Chekov's character in response to > a Pravda article that noted the international crew of the FFLife lacked a > Russian. Roddenberry's envisioned an ideal future in which the people of the > Earth were united. However, Pravda never published such an article. It was > just a publicity stunt and a fabrication. Chekov's character was a ruse. >
