1. Humility does not mean thinking less of yourself than of other people, nor does it mean having a low opinion of your own gifts. It means freedom from thinking about yourself at all. ~William Temple 2. Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening! ~Author Unknown 3. It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. ~Andrew J. Holmes, Wisdom in Small Dose. 4. There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you. ~A. Whitney Brown, The Big Picture 5. What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. ~Abraham Lincoln 6. A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle. ~Benjamin Franklin 7. It wasn't until quite late in life that I discovered how easy it is to say "I don't know!" ~Somerset Maugham 8. If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect. ~Ted Turner 9. There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. ~Laurence J. Peter 10. We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. ~Winston Churchill 11. True merit, like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes. ~Edward Frederick Halifax 12. Egotism is the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. ~Frank Leahy, Look, 10 January 1955 13. It is always the secure who are humble. ~Gilbert Keith Chesterton 14. Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. ~Barry Switzer 15. When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it. ~Bernard Baily 16. The man who thinks he can live without others is mistaken; the one who thinks others can't live without him is even more deluded. ~Hasidic Saying 17. Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. ~Dwight Morrow 18. Modesty: The art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. ~Source Unknown 19. Flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale. ~Adlai Stevenson 20. Don't be humble . . . you're not that great! - Golda Meir
