--- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote:
>
> --- In [email protected], "raunchydog" <raunchydog@> wrote:
> >
> > --- In [email protected], "Robert" <babajii_99@> wrote:
> > >
> > > Can you even imagine, the alternative?
> > > Sarah Palin, Seductress in Chief?
> > > 
> > > What a country, huh?
> > > Only in America!
> > 
> > Oh right Robert, is that the best you have to offer to 
> > the discussion? How about picking an issue we can actually 
> > talk about such as (O.K. I pick something simple for you) 
> > why has the closing of Guantanamo stalled?
> 
> This is the whole Raunchydog, Judy, and Edg
> problem in a nutshell:
> 
> "We demand that you talk about the things 
> that *we* want you to talk about. Furthermore,
> you can't just talk about them, you must *debate*
> them with us, because these issues bum us out and
> we want to bum you out, too."
> 
> What pathetic ego...
>

RAUNCHYDOG:
Geez, Barry, do you would think a little fact based information and an 
intelligent, thoughtful conversation about politics will kill ya? 

BARRY:
Run for cover! My God! People with actual information are talking about 
politics! How the hell can I get into such a conversation? My usual ploy of 
making things up out of my ass can't possibly Edg into the conversation. What 
to do? I know I'll make up shit about them anyway! That's the ticket! Now hear 
this everyone: Don't listen to those know something folks. Listen to ME the 
know nothing person. 

RAUNCHYDOG:
Geez, Douse Barry with a little water and he melts into a hysterical puddle. 

BARRY:
Akkk! You wretched brats! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh! (he 
moans pathetically) My world! My world, that such a girl as you could destroy 
my world, my beautiful wickedness!

Epilogue:

RAUNCHYDOG: Move along folks, ain't nothing to see. Barry's tantrum didn't 
leave him any smarter about politics. He's hopelessly information impaired. 
(With a twinkle in her eye) Good to know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV_ENR5IZE&feature=related



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