A few years ago I heard Keillor tell a bunch of put-down jokes at the expense of Iowans. My favorite:
"Did you hear about the two Iowans they found frozen to death at the drive-in theater? They'd gone to see 'Closed for the Season.'" --- In [email protected], "It's just a ride" <bill.hicks.all.a.r...@...> wrote: > > (With a brogue) > > Priest: "Maggie, I'm so sorry to hear about your husband's passing." > > Maggie: "Oh, thank you Father." > > Priest: "Tell me, Maggie, did your husband have any last words?" > > Maggie: "Yes, he did, Father." "Maggie, please. Put down the gun." > > -- > The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to > be when you kill them. >
