--- In [email protected], Sal Sunshine <salsunsh...@...> wrote: > > On Jan 10, 2010, at 4:18 PM, ShempMcGurk wrote: > > > While he denies being a Buddhist "Pope," the Dalai Lama is never happier > > than when brooding in a celibate manner on the sex lives of people he has > > never met. "Sexual misconduct for men and women consists of oral and anal > > sex," he has repeatedly said in promoting his book on these matters. "Using > > one's hand, that is sexual misconduct." But, as ever with religious > > stipulations, there is a nutty escape clause. "To have sexual relations > > with a prostitute paid by you and not by a third person does not constitute > > improper behavior." Not all of this can have been said just to placate > > Richard Gere, or to attract the royalties from "Pretty Woman." -- > > Christopher Hitchens > > Have you violated any of these "do's" or "don'ts" > Shemp? Is that why you're so upset? Somebody > set you up with a hooker on your last birthday, > and now you've just realized you committed a mortal > sin? Worse yet, did you actually enjoy yourself? > > Sal >
Au contraire, sweet Salvatore, you should assume I would be pleased about the edict on prostitutes. Since you are apparently under the same impression as John Manning is that I frequent prostitutes you should reread what the Llama said: As long as I personally pay for the prostitute's services it would NOT constitute improper sexual behaviour.
