OK I'll try a few more.

1. Tony came home one day and the wife said "I've had it with this crap, I'm 
not pretending I don't exist any more, and if you don't come clean I swear I'll 
do it for you

2. or, the kids got to school age and Tony said hey how about consciousness 
based education, and the wife said "you promised that you would never bring 
that nonsense up again, no, they're going to school down the street, if I 
wanted to live in one of those nutty places we obviously would have moved there 
years ago

3. or, Tony said "now do you want to move to siddhaland? and she said that's 
the last straw, I live in Paris and I am never moving to MUM, or to the Mandala 
Project, or to Vlodrop, or Seelisberg, or Livingston Manor, or any other place 
where your friends put those silly kalash pots on their roofs, and Tony figured 
"well I guess I have to deal with this" so next conference call with the boys 
he said "I have an announcement to make...

4. Speculation - hell yeah, like if Obama said at a press conference "oh and 
one more thing, Michelle is wonderful but also I have another wife in Indonesia 
who I visit a few times a year, well, that's all for today, see you next week." 
 WTF??

5. or actually she's really into the whole trip, but for her its Sai Baba who 
is the bomb, and it was getting awkward

6. It would seem not unlikely that if the whole trip didn't give her the 
shivers, at least one person would have some vague idea who she is and what 
she's thinking

7. Help me out here.

8. One day you come home from school and Mommy says "every day when you go out 
to school I go next door and live with Mr Smith as his wife" and then Dad comes 
home a few minutes later and Mom gives you a warm smile that says "that's our 
secret, Dad should mind his own business" and that's the last that is ever said 
on the subject.

9. After his death it was revealed that Strom Thurmond and a black maid, Carrie 
Butler, had a daughter whom Thurmond never publicly acknowledged

10. ...


--- In [email protected], "metoostill" <metoost...@...> wrote:
>
> Anybody have a name for the Mrs. or an address yet?  Dying to know.  There 
> were Popes

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