It's a warm, sunny, week-before-Carnavale Sunday in
Sitges, and I am taking advantage of it in one of the 
ways I love best, sitting in a beachside cafe watching 
the passersby and taking advantage of my new laptop's 
eight-hour battery life to rap about a few things.

The first, as seems fitting given some of the conver-
sation here recently, is a bit of a confession. Yes,
I'm going to -- as requested often -- "come clean" and
acknowledge my sins. Or at least one of them, which
seems around here to be a big one: I don't know.

So *many* folks here seem to feel that they *do* know,
and actually "know that they know," and about so much
stuff, that I've sometimes felt the need -- out of 
shame, you understand -- to hide this grievous sin from 
you. But no more. I'm coming out of the "I don't know" 
closet and confessing.

I don't know shit.

Wow. It felt good to get that off my chest. I feel like 
a new man, in an AA-meeting-Hi-my-name-is-Turq-and-I-
don't-know-shit kinda way. But interestingly enough, 
the first thing this new man feels after "coming out" 
as a non-knower is a sense of not only ease but *pride* 
in not knowing.

I don't know shit and I like it that way.

I mean, think of the opposite. How BORING would it
be to "know" stuff? Your sense of wonder about that
subject is OVER, man -- kaput, fini. How sad. 

Yeah, I guess you'd have that all-prevading sense of
my-shit-don't-stink-ness that knowers seem to have,
but -- and call me crazy for thinking this if you want 
-- my shit *does* stink and I can live with that. I 
don't know and I can live with that, too. In fact, 
I believe that not knowing is a Good Thing. It not 
only preserves my sense of wonder about life and
its mysteries, it facilitates it.

Personally, I hope that I *never* know stuff. I hope
that I keep wondering about stuff as long as there
is an "I" to wonder. And afterwards, if creation is
that cool. 


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