> > When in fact, Rick Cooke, a noted National Geographic > > photographer, and a professed vegetarian, shot a crazed > > tiger from the seat of an elephant, that had attacked a > > tour guide who was on foot. > > Curtis: > The legal council for the tiger would like me to object > to his client being mischaracterized as "crazed" having > been interrupted during an afternoon delight with his > lady-friend by an elephant (whose legal council wants me > to add wanted nothing to do with this affair). It was > his intention to give the elephant a piece of his mind > when he was shot by a tiger hunter from the top of the > aforementioned elephant. How the shooter came into > possession of a tiger hunting rifle loaded with tiger > killing bullets during a tiger hunt is not a matter of > speculation for this writer. > Who said the tiger was killed with a rifle? Put the pipe down, Curtis, and back away from the keyboard. You're not even making any sense. A tiger would have to be 'crazy' to attack an armed tourist guide in a tiger preserve.
Think about it.
