>From what I've seen of the trailers, it does look like they have thrown out a 
>lot of the original and started over. I do understand how karatikas would 
>laugh at it, however the film was a success and did quite well for the general 
>public at the box office, as I recall.



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From: TurquoiseB <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Thu, April 29, 2010 8:53:01 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: A Movie for Bhairitu- Kick-Ass

  
--- In FairfieldLife@ yahoogroups. com, Mike Dixon <mdixon.6569@ ...> wrote:
>
> A remake of The Karate Kid is coming out soon starring 
> Jackie Chan. Looks like it might be better than the original. 

This could be accomplished by a blind director with
an IQ of 35. The original "Karate Kid" is universally 
scorned by everyone who ever studied martial arts as 
the worst karate movie ever made -- at any time and
on any planet in the known universe.

> A single black mother and her son move to China on business. 
> The kid gets beat up a lot and Jackie Chan comes to the rescue, 
> wacks on, wacks off, glasshoppa!

Jackie Chan is a hoot, and may pull it off. As long
as they throw away everything from the original film
except the title. 

Just to be sure, I think that they should find Ralph
Macchio wherever he is flipping burgers these days
and burn him at the stake for good luck before filming
starts. It would help to propitiate the gods of karate. :-)

> From: WillyTex <willy...@.. .>
> To: FairfieldLife@ yahoogroups. com
> Sent: Thu, April 29, 2010 7:55:31 AM
> Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: A Movie for Bhairitu- Kick-Ass
> 
>   
> Mike Dixon:
> > I've got a movie for you to see...
> >
> Don't forget to see 'Kung Pow'!
> 
> "Kung Pow is one of the most hilarious 
> movies I have ever seen..." - T. Hooper
> 
> Read more Amazon reviews:
> http://tinyurl. com/32zzx9e
> 
> 'Kung Pow - Enter The Fist'
> Starring: Steve Oedekerk, Fei Lung
>





      

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