--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, eustace10679 <no_re...@...> wrote: > > 'Lord Jesus Christ' Run Down In Crosswalk
Dude's got shitty luck. First the cross, now a crosswalk. > by The Associated Press > May 7, 2010 > > The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a > Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't. > > Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a > man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton > on Tuesday. > > The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID > and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. > He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries. > > Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to > yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. > > (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126606650)