Today I got an email from a long time friend. He used to be a narc
working for locals and the Feds. A bunch of his close law-enforcement
buddies have been in Afghanistan for a few years teaching law
enforcement techniques to the Afghans. I’m not sure how relevant
such things can be for a society that lives mostly by Sharia Law.
Now he works CSI and no longer wears three guns, I think just one or
two. He says it’s so much more peaceful interrogating corpses.
When I asked him if everything was okay he said:

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, the dissolution of Social Security, my precarious retirement
funds … all of it. After my wife went to bed, I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Lahore, Pakistan and when I told them I
was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
I suggested he just go down to the fun ‘n gun range and take it
out on the silhouettes.

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