Who's kidding? I mean it! Get out of here and start that novel. You can call it the Cookbook Crimes series. Lace it with recipes and lots of sex scenes. Satori and sadism. Damn, I wish I had the bandwidth to write it with you as my consultant. But you have the working wife, so the job falls to you.
Good luck, and get lost. - PJG --- In [email protected], "Llundrub" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Hahah > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Patrick Gillam > To: [email protected] > Sent: Friday, July 29, 2005 10:59 AM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Expectations > > > Llundrub wrote: > > > > People called me cook when I was in grade > > school because they couldn't pronounce Kirk. > > They also called me heartburn instead of Bernhardt. > > "Cook Heartburn." I don't know if that's your nom > de plume, porn name or the name of a detective > series you could write. Maybe all three. > > "Cookie" Heartburn is a Buddhist detective with the > New Orleans vice squad who does undercover work > as a porn star named Dirk Hardon. (A dirk is a > large knife or small sword, however you wish.) > He's impossible to live with, but he beds a series > of beautiful babes who have a taste for danger > and his five-alarm ratatouille. When one of these > women is found dead at an ashram, forensic > medical examiners can find nothing out of the > ordinary except serotonin levels that are off > the charts. Heartburn is called in to investigate. > > There's your project. Screw the day job. I don't > want to read you here until that book is done. > Such are my expectations. > > - Patrick Gillam > > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!' > > > > SPONSORED LINKS Maharishi university of management Maharishi mahesh yogi Ramana maharshi > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- > YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS > > a.. Visit your group "FairfieldLife" on the web. > > b.. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > c.. Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
