Very, very entertaining. Did you think of it or is this something that was passed around on the internet?
--- In [email protected], gullible fool <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I guess I've been a gullible fool once more, cause > I've been sending this scammer money every April. > > > URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA > > IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL > > FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH > 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111 > FAX: 202.456.2461 > > DEAR SIR / MADAM, > > I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT > OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER > BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED > STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU > BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY > CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR > A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY > CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE > TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT > REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. > > I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO > SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE > PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS > AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A > TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN > ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE > UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS > COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL > INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. > > IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, > THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, > SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT > OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE > SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN. > THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A > FALLING-OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO > ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE > NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED > U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY. > > MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN > 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS > ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX > BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS > PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER > PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS > ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT > MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN > CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM > RESERVES. > > MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN > FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC > OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS > COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM > FROM POWER. UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE > NOT WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW > VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY COST THE SUM > OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS > ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE > INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT. > > WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT > BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN > IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES ARE > URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR > DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION > INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED > STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL > PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE > HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE > PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS > DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER > AFTER HER. > > I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO > TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO > OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE. THE > INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF > AMERICA WILL FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I > PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE THE > FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL. > > I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE > ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU > THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD > STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. > PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION > IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN > THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY > REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER. > > I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND > OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY > IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW. > > SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS, > > GEORGE WALKER BUSH > > --- shempmcgurk <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > --- In [email protected], wmurphy77 > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > --- In [email protected], "authfriend" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > wrote: > > > > --- In [email protected], wmurphy77 > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > wrote: > > > > > --- In [email protected], > > "authfriend" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > wrote: > > > > <snip> > > > > > > I think it was Ken's waggish humor. > > > > > > > > > > Could be...you know him better than I!! > > However, since he's > > > > > disappeared we don't know! Perhaps, Ken is > > bitter against the > > > > > knowledge because he's Jewish, or perhaps he > > just hates me, > > but > > > > > then why take it out on knowledge and truth, > > why not dispute > > them > > > > > directly?? BillyG. > > > > > > > > Oh, BillyG, don't embarrass yourself. > > > > > > Right, BTW, that'll be $50. bucks for that little > > tidbit of > > > information > > > on karma you didn't know about!!! I take Visa OR > > MasterCard, take > > > your > > > pick! BillyG > > > > > > Future knowledge upgrades, prepaid only!! > > Please!! > > > > Your $50.00 charge reminds of a little prank I > > wanted to play on one > > of those internet scam artists...but I found out I > > was too cheap to > > do it. > > > > As I'm sure 100% of the readers of this forum have > > gotten the same > > letters as me from those scam artists in Africa -- > > mostly from > > Nigeria -- you'll all know what I am referring to: > > you get an > > unsolicited email asking you to be an intermediary > > for a charity > > organisation in their country and could you please > > cash a check for > > them for a donation? And for your trouble you can > > keep 10% of the > > proceeds. The idea is they have one of their > > cohorts actually mail > > you a check, you deposit it in the bank and then > > before it has a > > chance to clear they convince you because of the > > urgent need of the > > charity that you are to please send them by > > international money > > order the funds. > > > > So, I strung along one of the scam artists making > > them believe I > > would co-operate and they emailed me back saying > > they were having a > > donator send me a check for $3,500 of which I could > > keep 10%. I > > would therefore be expected to send them $3, 150 and > > keep $350 for > > my troubles. My brilliant idea? To actually send > > them an > > international money order...not for $3,150 but for > > $3.15! I thought > > that would send them into a frenzy and stir up all > > sorts of shit. > > > > But I didn't do it because it would have cost $20.00 > > for the money > > order with Western Union and although I was willing > > to have a giggle > > for $3.15 and maybe an extra $5.00 I wasn't going to > > pay $23.15... > > > > > > > > > > To subscribe, send a message to: > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Or go to: > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > > and click 'Join This Group!' > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! 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