On 05/25/2011 12:26 AM, Ravi Yogi wrote: > --- In [email protected], turquoiseb<no_reply@...> wrote: >> Inspired by David Eagleman's "Sum," I thought I'd spend some time >> pondering what the Afterlife will be like for each of us here at >> Fairfield Life. This is just for fun, and written off the top of my > head >> while sitting in a cafe, so I hope no one is offended by being either >> included or Left Behind. As to whether these visions are Heaven or > Hell, >> that's up to each person to decide for themselves. >> >> Rick Archer -- As prophesied by Nabby, Rick finds himself in a place >> full of flames and dark caverns and souls who during life were into > the >> most low-vibe pursuits imaginable, like enjoying sex and fun, and > well, >> life. As it turns out, all of the souls he sees around him are >> enlightened, because they took one look at the Afterlife Alternative > and >> decided that harps and halos and sitting around on clouds just wasn't >> their idea of how to spend eternity, so they came here instead. As a >> result there are an infinite number of people for him to interview for >> the BATGAP series, which has been picked up for syndication, making > him >> a major star. >> >> emptybill -- Finds himself in an Incredibly Well-Read Afterlife where >> literally everyone around him has not only read all the books he's > read, >> but knows them better than he does, so absolutely no one is impressed > by >> anything he says. Worst of all, someone named Vaj sits at the > right-hand >> side of the realm's deity and runs things, and he's terrified it's the >> same Vaj. >> >> curtisdeltablues -- Curtis' Afterlife is a basement blues club, where > he >> gets to perform onstage with all of the greats of the Delta Blues > every >> night. The audiences are both knowledgeable about the blues and >> appreciative, so his Donation Hat overfloweth. His guitar never goes > out >> of tune and he has been assigned a personal assistant to clean the > spit >> out of his harmonica at the end of every gig. On the relationship > front, >> he's got a three-way going on with Memphis Minnie and Bessie Smith, >> which is going pretty well except when they get jealous of his >> harmonica-spit girl. >> >> Ravi Yogi -- Has found an afterlife where almost everyone pays > attention >> to him, believes that he's enlightened, and hangs on his every word as >> if he were important and special. His ex-wife still thinks he's a >> low-vibe dork, though, so he's still miserable. >> > I appreciate your creative writing and humor and chuckled quite a bit, > but don't you ever make references to my beloved, I will be forced to > use my yogic powers to make sure your nightmare afterlife scenario of > total annihilation comes true. I'm not a effing pimp (egoist) like you > in a co-dependent relationship with the whore (intellect) - I'm the true > lover, I'll love my beloved till the rest of the eternity and my love > needs no reciprocation like you pimps. > turquoiseb (Barry Wright) -- Ravi Yogi, the original goon of the Divine > Mother finally finishes the job he started on FFL and using his yogic > powers annihilates Barry so he has no effing afterlife...LOL..
Would that be Maran, Uchattan or Ubanistan?
