Since the subject has come up, I got to thinking about what I consider a
good conversation. The one that follows was the first one that came to
mind.

It's fiction, written by the brilliant Joss Whedon, but I think it
captures the essence of a truly good conversation. It's from the first
episode of the TV series "Firefly," and requires a bit of a setup for
those who might not have seen the series.

It's the first private conversation between a man of God and a whore.
Shepherd Book is a Shepherd, a 60-ish Christian holy man on a walkabout,
on leave from his Abbey, just walking the universe like Caine in
Kung-fu. On a whim, he has booked passage on Serenity, the spaceship
home (unbeknownst to him) to a band of outlaws. In the scene just before
this conversation takes place, Shepherd Book was being introduced to the
members of the crew and other passengers by Mal, the Captain. Someone
asks, "Will the Ambassador be joining us?"

Enter Inara. The camera pans up to reveal one of the most beautiful
women in the universe, dressed in an elegant gown. She walks down the
stairs with a grace that defies description and extends her hand to
Book. He stammers, stunned by both her beauty and her grace, "I didn't
expect to be meeting royalty." Inara doesn't get it, and someone has to
explain to her that she was referred to earlier as the Ambassador. Mal
says, "She's a whore, Shepherd." Others explain that she's a Companion,
which in this future world is the counterpart of a highly-trained
geisha. She is their 'Ambassador' because many planets wouldn't let them
dock there unless they had a Companion on board to ply her trade on that
world while they're there doing their outlaw business. Mal and Inara
trade a few witty barbs, and the awkward moment is mainly forgotten as
Inara leaves.

In the next scene, we see Inara in her shuttle, kneeling topless before
a basin of water, bathing herself. Shepherd Book knocks, and then
enters, carrying a tray.

Inara: Sinjin. [something Chinese, probably 'Enter']

Book: [seeing her topless] If I'm intruding...

Inara: [not embarrassed in the least, gracefully pulling up the top of
her gown and standing up to greet him] Not at all. I expected you.

Book: Couldn't really say the same.

Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways?

Book: I brought you some supper, but...if you'd prefer a lecture, I have
a few catchy ones prepped. Sin, and hell-fire. One has lepers.

Inara: [laughing] I think I'll pass. [takes the tray] Thank you for
that.

Book: The captain said you might like it. I was surprised at his
concern.

Inara: For a lowly whore.

Book: It was unjust of him to say that.

Inara: Believe me, I've called him worse. I expect he was was more
interested in making you uncomfortable than me.

Book: He isn't wildly interested in ingratiating himself to anyone. Yet
he is very protective of his crew. It's odd.

Inara: Why are you so fascinated by him?

Book: Because he's something of a mystery. Why are you?

Inara: Because so few men are.



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