--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu <noozguru@...> wrote: > > "WASHINGTON (AP) Airlines are being warned by the government that > terrorists are considering surgically hiding bombs inside humans to > evade airport security. And as a result, travelers may find themselves > subjected to more scrutiny when flying in the heart of summer vacation > season, especially to the U.S. from abroad." > > http://news.yahoo.com/alert-terrorists-look-implant-bombs-humans-205903789.html > > More scrutiny, eh? I guess the TSA perverts haven't gotten their fill. > They want more. So be afraid, very afraid and hope that Abdul doesn't > stumble in the airport parking lot. That could be a gory mess. >
Thanks to Osama bin Laden's treasure trove of intelligence, perverts at Homeland Security now have an excuse to classify women's breasts as potential weapons of mass destruction. A pair of boobs powerful enough to blow up an airplane, kinda puts a man's fear of vagina dentata in perspective, IMO. "In order for [the explosive] to work, there would need to be a detonation device, and it's conceivable that if the explosive was implanted in a woman's breast, the detonator could be underneath the breast so that all the operative would have to do is press downward."
