--- In [email protected], scienceofabundance <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
wrote:
> --- In [email protected], "mrfishey2001" 
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > 
> > 
> > --- In [email protected], Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> wrote:
> > "Bob announced about a week ago that 45 pundits were on the ground 
> > in Vedic City. False alarm, I1m afraid. Peter, regurgitate your
> > pie."
> > 
> > 
> > This post will spawn the only thing more entertaining than the 
> > good Dr. refunding his pie; Mr. BrigantiÕs cosmic explanation. 
> > 
> I simply don't know why you would make that comment about Bob. Of 
> course, there is a cosmic reason for this: It is due to the idiots 
> who run the movemennt (place appropriate names here), and MMY is a 
> saint who could not be expected to know the ways of the Western 
> world, but has to put up with (place appropriate names here), etc. 
> etc.  
> 
> Now talking about rumors, I heard one from a friend in Skem last 
> week, then checked it out with another friend in Idaho, then with 
> two friends in British Columbia, then with a friend of a friend in 
> Vlodrop, and then with someone really high up in Vedic City (well as 
> high up as you can get in Vedic City anyway which isn't really that  
> high despite all the rumors), and it seems to be true.  I cannot say 
> anything yet, but the person involved has promised to talk to me in 
> about two weeks, and I promise you that if the rumor is true, it 
> will absolutely rock the TMO to its very foundations, if not even 
> further down than the foundations (like sort of the sub-
> foundations). All I can say at the moment is that big things 
> happened and nobody knew about it and then other even bigger things 
> happened that some people found about and then freaked, and if what 
> I heard happened then turns out to be true,it will make the second 
> set of things that happened (never mind the first set of things) 
> really small in comparision to the last thing that happened. And, 
> apparently, it's such a roller coaster now that there may be 
> something else about to happen (although my sources say that it will 
> not be as awful as the third thing that happened (after the first 
> and second thing), but that we will probably hear about  the third 
> thing second,  and the second thing first, and then everyone (even 
> the true believers) will have to believe it, because they will see 
> it with their own eyes. As I say I cannot go into detail yet(it 
> wouldn't be fair to start a rumor until I really verify if for sure -
> a friend of mine from North Dakota is calling  me tonight with more 
> information) except to say that it involves certain *very* important 
> people really, really high up in the TMO, some office equipment, 
> Bavarian tomatoes, and something that we all thought we knew 
> happened in 1985,  but in fact the opposite happened, and that is 
> why certain people disappeared very quickly and we thought we knew 
> why at the time, but we were all completely wrong. 

You had me going there for a while, but this sounds like
the old kinky sex with Bavarian tomoatoes on the Xerox
machine rumor.  Old stuff.

:-)

Actually, well done...great stuff!  







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