--- In [email protected], "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...>
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> --- In [email protected], "RoryGoff" <rorygoff@> wrote:
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> > (Alex, if you count each of my punning posts as two, I seriously
> > will only be able to post 25 a week! I ask you homey, where is
> > the heart in THAT?)
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> Heart? I'm sitting here in my SS uniform, butching it up, and throwing my
> weight around on FFL. I have no use for all that mushy heart stuff. If I
> don't become a burly, hee-man, master of the universe, my life has no value
> at all, and it's just too damn bad if your posting gets cut in half as a
> result of my quest for what's *truly* important.
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* * Alex, you Schatzi Nazi! In one fellacious swoop you confirm TP's most
brutal reflection -- er, projection...err, *insight* -- yeah, that's the
ticket! -- *and* manage to cut my flaming bullshit in half (an a posteriori
image for posterity). TP will be so gratified and shatisfied, his labor reduced
by half! You big bully, you, you're worse than Lincoln. Your tyrannical
aggression may leave me no choice but to take all my slaves -- why they're like
family you know, they can't take care of themselves, and besides I guarantee
we'll be phasing out slavery soon, sometime in the next century or two, about
the same time we stop using illegal immigrant labor -- and go home. Nothing
sucks seeds like secession! You can't squash the butternut! Don't tread on the
copperhead! Et cetera ad nauseam!
