In this article, the logic is hugely shocking. I can't believe there is neither convulsive laugher or boos of indignation and loud chants of "bullshit!"
First, the article does no justice to articulating the creation of the state Israel from a complex blending of various factors includng zionist movments to create a jewish homeland, british imperialsim in the context of the rise of pan-arabism, the holocaust, etc. From this deficient base of over simplification of a compex situation, it proceeds to then present a justification for both blatant imperialism and occupation of other countries on quite astoundingly superficial grounds. That such grounds are so vapid is not a comment on Israel and its de facto rights as an established nation to exist, survive and thrive. That is to say, to lambast idiotic complaints against the creation of a Palestinian state is not anti-israeli, it is anti-stupidity. The articles says: > > I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need. Sure most propagandists who attempt to manipulate a naive or true believer base use the same false logic: "this situation [fill tn the blamk] is not really all that complex, let me simplify (or dumb) it down for you." > > The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. ... Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians." So thats it!!!?? From this logic, it appears that any people living in any area of the world, despite national or state boundaires, who do not have a highly unique culture, language, history etc distinguishable from a larger mass of people in surrounding areas, can be subject to evacuation and their land taken by outsiders. Lets see how we might use this logic: "Well, you know Tijuana and all of the Baha Peninula down to Cabo doesn't really have a unique culture or language or distinct history separate from all them Mexicans. I mean there is no Tijuanania nation or no Bajalandia never existed, Never. Its all a big Myth. Hell, its just a bunch of Mexicans living there. I mean they could live anywhere in Mexico, why do they need their own land there on the coast and all. I mean Baha used to belong to the indians, and who knows what tribes, probably 10-20 over the years, and then to Spain, then to pre-US california, then to Mexico. Hell, no one really owns that territory for more than a few decades or centuries. There ain't really no Bahaanians. So Bahanians is a made up word, and Bhanania never existed. Its just Mexicans. Well shit then, its a free-for all. Come on you San Diegians and Southern Californians, just take it over. Kick them Mexicans out of Baha. And they have NO right to get pissed off. If they do anything violent, we'll show em like we showed all them heathen indians a century ago that if you attack us when we take your land, we'll pretty much wipe you of the face of the earth. And if them Mexicans living in Baha ever go to the UN and try to create some phony baloney Bahaland, we'll laugh them right out of court. They ain't got no 2000 yr old Bahaanian culture or language separate from Mexicans, so they don't deserve to keep the piece of land they have called home for a few decades or centuries. Shit, its as clear as that "Palestinian homeland" bogus play them Arabs are tying to pull to create a Palestinian homeland for those ARABS -- not "palestinians" mind you cuz they don't exist -- dislocated when Israel was created. And we won't stand for that crap. (Not us who have little culture, few roots, no language separate from Britian, we won't stand for people with no distinct culture from keeping us from taking there land." > I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters." And if them Bahanians rise up and start bombing Americans living in Baja, well we'll show'em, And we will call them so called "Bahanians" natives "Adjacent American-Haters". An no one gets a pass when they hate America! > Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something. You know all this Bahanian homeland crap is just them Mexicans in Mexico City trying to divert attention from the failures of their lazy ass economy. I mean, if they would take less siestas and do a little work, they might be as prosperous as the Americans who took over Baha. > It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic > about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Unless I'm > missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since > Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one. Yea, And what was the last thing any Mexicans contributed to the world? The Taco?? Some times on a Saturday night when I OD on Tacos I think what the hell kind of contribution is THIS! > Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five > Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these > same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of > matches,Everyone will be pals.. > My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just > reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five > million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it Can > anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite > to themselves? Of course not. I mean think of it. 60 million Mexicans surrounding 1 million good honest hard work americans who took over Baha. I mean why not reverse it. Yea thats some real logic for you! Can you think of Americans in their hillside villas overlooking the Pacific that they took over form them Mexican phony Bahaninas strapping on bombs. Its ridiculous!! .... To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! 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