--- In [email protected], wmurphy77 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > It's historically true, there are NO Palestinian people, the term > came in vogue after the 48 war. They're basically Arabs, it was named > Palestine by the Romans after the 'Philitines' living in the southern > part of then Judea, I believe. BillyG.
Well they're no "Jews" either since that's not a word that was used by anyone living in that area until recently. > > > --- In [email protected], "Kenny H" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > Good morning all. Someone sent this to me this morning, someone in > the > > showbiz know, and told me they verified that it really came from DM > > (fwiw) and I thought it worth sharing. > > ****************************************************************** > > > > For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who had a show > > called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. He is not Jewish He recently said > > the following about the Mid East situation: > > > > "A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a > service > > to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story > of > > the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really > need. > > > > Here we go: > > > > The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing > about > > that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was > > called Palestine for two thousand years. > Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" > > sounds ancient but is really a modern invention Before the Israelis > > won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank > > was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians." > > > > As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as > > basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," > > weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation." > > > > So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" any > > more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our > > deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's > > call them what they are: "Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything > In > > Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of > > Eternal Struggle And Death." > > > > I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about > this, > > then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters." > > > > Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. > > Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their > own > > country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago > at > > Camp David. But if you have your own country, you have to have > > traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, > > worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. > > That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the > > region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of > course > > --that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel. > > > > Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist > Entity" > > as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed > the > > rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people > > away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, > > poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever > been > > around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something. > > > > It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic > > about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Unless > I'm > > missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world > since > > Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one. > > > > Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five > > Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, > and > > Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now > these > > same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of > > matches,Everyone will be pals.. > > > > Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars > to > > obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood > oaths > > to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding. > > > > My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just > > reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five > > million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it Can > > anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite > > to themselves? Of course not. Or marshaling every fiber and force at > > their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the > > sea?Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? > > Impossible. Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs > > baking their bread with the blood of children? > > > > Disgusting. > > > > No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst > > Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death. > > > > Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that > > with vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as > > Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, > > and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful > > of super models who've just had their drugs taken away. > > > > However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of > > losing moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th > our > > president told us and the world he was going to root out all > > terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then > the > > Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an > > Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same > > thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint. > > > > If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we > > would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just > be > > done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east > > of the Jordan. > > > > Please feel free to pass this along to your friends Walk in peace! > Be > > Happy! > > > > > Have a wonderful life! To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
