Thank you, Rory, for bringing to light the one true spiritual path! What with Vaj having utterly destroyed and deconstructed the TMO's research with the almighty power of his repeated dismissals, I was losing hope that I'd ever find a path of scientifically validated spirituality. After all, if spirituality doesn't have a scientific basis, what good is it?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "RoryGoff" <rorygoff@...> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "RoryGoff" <rorygoff@> wrote: > > > > * * Right, Barry! As you may recall, I was thinking of the Flying Spaghetti > > Monster when I "founded" the Church of the Giant Radiantly Luminous > > Jellyfish. However, we really need to get some zealous young missionaries > > over to them to spread the Good News that theirs is a false idol, whereas > > our God is REAL! :-D > > > * * Over the past few moments we have made an in-depth study of the > iconography of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) worshipped by the ignorant > Pastafarians, and after careful consideration we pronounce (ex cathedra) that > the FSM actually IS an anthropomorphized and heretical distortion of our God, > the Giant radiantly luminous Jellyfish (GrlJ, pronounced "girly"). > > Both forms consists of a large, luminously whitish or goldish, semispherical, > Domelike, or disc-shaped mass from which tendrils or light-threads (i.e. > "spaghetti" in the Pastafarian heresy) descend into the material realm. The > Pastafarian error -- other than arbitrarily calling Its light-threads or > tendrils "spaghetti" -- primarily consists in attributing two meatball-eyes > to our God. Of course our GrlJ-God is all-seeing, is in fact the Seer ItSelf, > and thus needs no eyes, meatball or otherwise. And besides, our GrlJ-God is > vegetarian, or more accurately piscatarian. For a true representation of our > GrlJ, please consult only Dome-approved GrlJ-pictures. > > Heretics persisting in the error of Pastafarianism will not only be excluded > from the Jellyfish Domes, but will be subjected to 1008 lashes with a wet > noodle. Their punishment will not be of our doing -- we are, after all, the > non-doer -- but will be automatic, induced by merciful Nature herself in > hopes of bringing the heretic back into the Dome's True Tendrils. > > And we have a further glorious announcement: Through the window of science we > are now seeing the dawning of the Age of the Giant radiantly luminous > Jellyfish (GrlJ)! The GrlJ God-particle has been found! Not in in the arena > of physics but of biomedicine, which has been carefully studying the > low-vibe, Whore-mongering, lying, sleazy slime-mold, also known as > Dictyostelium discoideum. Please see the scholarly article "GrlJ, a > Dictyostelium GABAB-like receptor with roles in post-aggregation > development," by Yogikala Prabhu1,Rolf Müller, Christophe Anjard and > Angelika A Noegel1, available here: > http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-213X/7/44 > > All Glory to GrlJ! >
