--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "RoryGoff" <rorygoff@...> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Yifu" <yifuxero@> wrote: > > > > Thx, I would readily join the new GrlJ religion, but only if the ly coffee > > bean is given a central role for worship. > > http://ocdeals.ocregister.com/files/2011/05/CoffeeBeanOnset.jpg > > * * Doubtless we can establish a liturgy for St. Cuppa Joe the Very Yang, > superpumped bestower of the Black Ichor of Life. Perhaps we can call it the > Schwartzen-ichor Liturgy, in honor of St. Arnold, who first recognized the > divine potential of a GrlJ-man, and who spake forth publicly in favor of Go > West Coffee as early as 1987. >
I'm greatly relieved. Worshiping a jellyfish? Not a problem. But, if I have to not drink coffee, wear magic underpants, go door to door, or any stupid shit like that, I'm going back to being an atheist.
