If there was ever an inspired post Raunchy, this was it. Where can I buy my tickets for the premier? Only Barry could play the part of himself, no one could begin to do his true nature, not to mention his tiny prick, justice.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@...> wrote: > > O.K. Listen up everybody. Barry makes shit up. > > Scene: The Thundertwat Bar in the Dominican Republic. > Barry: Hey, Rush do you know where I can get laid by a group of successful, > rich, fit, attractive, funny, *real* feminists? > Rush: What are you some kind of douchebag? I'm here for the kids. Get with > the program. > Barry: Sounds interesting. > Rush: Yeah, loads of fun. Here, have a Viagra. > Barry: Will it hurt? I'm not use to my pecker getting very big. See? (Barry > shows Rush his weenie.) > Rush: Pussy. How are you going to tap the big girls with that little thing? > Barry: I just repeat my mantra, "Dumb angry cunts too stupid to live" and my > cock gets bigger, not much bigger, but bigger. > Rush: Trippy. > Barry: Here's the best part: I imagine feminists spontaneously combusting and > then I shoot my wad. > Rush: Douchebag. Here, have a Viagra and shut the fuck up. You're creeping me > out. > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > For the record, the term "Thundertwats" is not original > > with me. It was coined by the group of real feminists I > > worked with, partied with, and hung with for a good part > > of my life. > > > > Suffice it to say that these women -- all successful, > > making much more money than men with similar levels of > > experience, all fit, attractive, funny, and fun to be > > with -- had little patience with or tolerance for what > > they called "faux feminists." Once, over drinks, they > > decided that they needed a better term than "faux > > feminists," a collective term to refer to women whom > > they felt reflected badly on true feminism and on > > womanhood as a whole. The working definition provided > > was "Women who prefer milking their or other women's > > supposed victimhood to actually doing something with > > their lives." The ensuing discussion was hilarious, > > lasted through several rounds of margaritas, and > > finally resulted in two candidates for the voting. > > > > The runner-up term was "Whiny Failures." But in the end > > "Thundertwats" won out because of its alliterative > > qualities. > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > Now that I've got their attention :-), lets cut to the > > > chase, shall we? > > > > > > Judy and Raunchydog, WAS a death threat ever issued > > > against you on Fairfield Life? > > > > > > A simple "Yes" (followed by gales of laughter from > > > everyone here) or "No" (followed by the apology you > > > owe to me and everyone here) will suffice. > > > > > >
