Actually, it's Barry's way of saying, "All hands to 
battle-stations, this is not a drill.  All hands to 
battle-stations, this is not a drill."

"Red alert,  Judy alert,  Red alert,  Judy alert......."

---  "raunchydog" <raunchydog@...> wrote:
>
> LOL! Nailed it!
> 
>
> ---  awoelflebater <no_reply@...> wrote:
> >
> > There have been two apology letters written just today  
> > from two of the higher-profile posters here at FFL Judy 
> > and Robin. Well, the hell with that. I too want to make 
> > my indelible mark with regard to apologizing. And here  
> > it is, so pay attention folks as I'm only going to say  
> > this once.
> >
> > I, Barry Wright, will never write an apology letter here 
> > at FFL. And not only that, I am going to tell you ten  
> > reasons why.
> >
> > 1) I am Barry Wright.
> >
> > 2) Apologizing is for sissies. And in case you hadn't  
> > noticed, I ain't no sissy. I am the counterpoint to all 
> > that is sissy on this planet.
> >
> > 3) I am an experienced spiritual seeker who has spent  
> > years of my life devoting myself to a range of spiritual 
> > teachers. I gave my life to the pursuit of the high and 
> > holy. In the end I discovered there is no holy and high 
> > refers only to the result of drinking too much Dutch  
> > beer. So, I am realized, I know many things, more than  
> > any of you so why would I need to apologize to the  
> > ignorant masses? (Pass me another beer peon.)
> >
> > 4) I am never wrong or hurtful. If you think you are  
> > hurt by what I have said I was only pushing your  
> > buttons. If you are offended or traumatized it is your  
> > fault. It has nothing to do with me. So why should I  
> > take any responsibility for your pain or confusion for  
> > having merely moved my finger and pressed your switch?
> >
> > 5) You all bore me. To death. If anything, you should 
> > all apologize to me. I am the one having to suffer  
> > through all of your interminable posting and long-winded 
> > or, in most cases, stupid ideas. In fact, I have  
> > incurred so much merit just tolerating the rest of you  
> > bores that I get an automatic "You never have to 
> > apologize to anyone" golden ticket.
> >
> > 6) I have been unjustly the victim of craziness. For  
> > example, pure, unadulterated bat-shit, loony-tune old  
> > hags and has-been or never-was ex-cult leaders have  
> > pursued me at FFL.  I have endured some of this for  
> > almost two decades. Again, I realize as I write this  
> > that it is all of you who owe me the apology as this has 
> > been relentless and totally unwarranted.
> >
> > 7) I am by far the most interesting poster here. My  
> > range of interests and subject matter encompass great  
> > scope. I add such variety and insight with my commentary 
> > and wit. If it wasn't for me you would all just remain  
> > so damn dumb. I am your cultural beacon. Just because of 
> > that I need never apologize, I am too valuable on this  
> > forum.
> >
> > 8) I am Barry Wright (and this counts twice, at least).
> >
> > 9) I have a magnificent sense of the inherent  
> > significance of any post without actually reading it. I 
> > can sense it. It is in my bones and in my blood. I can  
> > tell that 90% of what is written here is not worth a  
> > moment of my time or attention. For this reason alone I 
> > will never have to apologize.
> > 
> > 10) I will never apologize because I do not understand  
> > what good could possibly come from doing so. Because it 
> > would make me look weak and in order to apologize I  
> > would have to realize and see that I had done something 
> > hurtful or untrue to someone else. I mean, what could I 
> > possibly gain from admitting I was wrong or am not  
> > infallible? Only losers apologize.
> > 
> > 
> > ---  turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote:
> > > 
> > > Wow. Take a night off from Fairfield Life and it
> > > goes officially Bat Shit Crazy. I think that the
> > > bottom line on all this insanity should be given
> > > to the two people causing most of it:
> > > 
> > > APOLOGY FROM ROBIN: 
> > > Please forgive me, Curtis, and everyone. I was just 
> > > having a bad night, after realizing the truth about
> > > myself, that I am nothing more than a minor cult 
> > > wannabee who spent a few years in a minor wannabee 
> > > cult. And that I finally became so narcissistic and
> > > so deluded in that cult that I began to imagine that 
> > > I had the moxie to start my own cult. I failed 
> > > miserably at that, and was laughed out of town, and
> > > now I'm nothing. In the history of spirituality in 
> > > North America, I don't even deserve a footnote; I 
> > > was that minor and that passing a fad. Realizing
> > > all this just got me down, that's all, so I made
> > > up some shit about you. Sorry.
> > > - Robin W. Carlsen
> > > 
> > > APOLOGY FROM JUDY:
> > > Please forgive me, Curtis, and everyone. I'm a 
> > > bat shit crazy old woman with nothing going on in
> > > my life and it really, really, really gets my panties
> > > in a twist to see anyone liking or supporting anyone
> > > I've spent years telling them that they shouldn't
> > > like. When that happens I see red and go a little
> > > crazier than usual, because it reminds me what an
> > > *ineffectual* crazy person I am. All these years,
> > > working with an audience not nearly as smart as I
> > > am, and I *still* couldn't make them hate the people
> > > I wanted them to hate. Realizing all this just got
> > > me down, that's all, so I needed to go a little 
> > > more bat shit crazy than usual.
> > > - Judy Stein
> > > 



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