--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@...> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@> wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be > > > > used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will > > > > reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be > > > > funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they > > > > haven't been. You do this because it took guts to > > > > get up there and embarrass themselves, and they > > > > deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams > > > > bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny. > > > > > > Barry's reaction to your post is proof positive you were really, really > > > funny. > > > > > > > > So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity > > > > Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and > > > > not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing... > > > > she is what we call in the biz an "easy audience." > > > > > > Who is the "we"? Since when are you in show biz and what kind? "Easy > > > audience", I don't know, I haven't been too easy on you lately. > > > > > > > > As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do > > > > have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as > > > > a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried > > > > around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock. > > > > He used to use them to impress much younger women he > > > > was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on > > > > about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so > > > > don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might > > > > someday become a guru yourself. :-) > > > > > > > > P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do* > > > > actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts. > > > > Silk. Cool designs (better than the one below). Never > > > > really wear them except when entertaining ladies who > > > > prefer the boxer look. I'm more of a briefs kinda guy. > > > > If you actually have any comedy chops, you should be > > > > able to take that piece of information and run with it. > > > > Good luck... :-) > > > > > > Raunchy, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Now, do you prefer boxers or > > > briefs? > > > > I usually wear briefs. > > I meant what do you prefer on BARRY?
How old are you? Just asking coz you come across like one of those emotionally backward teenagers that gets even facebook a bad name. I've never made a habit of reading more of your hysteria than message view provides, but recently I've started praying your relentless shrieking causes you to overpost and have to go somewhere else for a week, only one nutbag less round here but a distinct improvement for the rest of us. > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@> > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > At the risk of 'piling on' this little vignette was priceless. > > > > > > Probably because it rang so true. All you left out was some > > > > > > bimbo trying to climb onto his lap. > > > > > > > > > > Hold the applause, Ann. You're only encouraging me. I can't... > > > > > no I mustn't...Help! Somebody STOP ME! Oh alright. > > > > > > > > > > Scene: Leiden, Holland, 2:00 am. Two Dutch grifters discuss > > > > > their recent mark. > > > > > Guy: Hey, what's in his wallet? > > > > > Gal: ID, Barry Wright, two bucks and a condom...expiration > > > > > date, August 18, 1969. > > > > > Guy: Sonofabitch, the last time that old geezer got laid was > > > > > at Woodstock! > > > > > Gal: Thought so...probably explains the tie-dyed boxer shorts. > > > > > Guy: Did you get those too? > > > > > Gal: Yep, trophy for my easy mark collection. > > > > > Guy: Two bucks? Hardly worth the trouble of letting him feel > > > > > your ass. > > > > > Gal: My ass, his shorts, win, win. > > > > > > > > > > Meanwhile, alone in a fleabag hotel, passed out cold, handcuffed > > > > > to a chair and stripped naked except for a Jerry Garcia tie* > > > > > gracefully covering his privates. Barry slowly regains > > > > > consciousness, muttering, "win, win...win, win." > > > > > > > > > > Barry: What a night! Can't wait to write about it. > > > > > > > > > > *Jerry Garcia tie: Barry's most prized possession. > > > > > > > > > >
