Yeah...or 
If someone was paid.... : )

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@...> wrote:
>
> LOL..window shopping indeed. Barry's behavior here clearly proves he ain't 
> getting any, either way a woman would have to be really drunk, stoned, have 
> severe self-esteem, daddy issues to hook up with Barry.
> 
> 
> On Oct 7, 2012, at 11:50 AM, obbajeeba <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
> 
> > The last paragraph you mention you are getting laid more? ROTFLMAO. 
> > 
> > Window shopping in Amsterdam more affordable with the "new moonlighting 
> > gig?"
> > Bhahaha. 
> > 
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote:
> > >
> > > This new moonlighting gig of mine -- researching and writing short
> > > articles about subjects fairly related to health care and healthy living
> > > -- has really been fun. I get to choose my topics, so whenever I'm
> > > cruising the Net I notice what catches my attention, look up the primary
> > > research on that subject, and synthesize what I've read into a 500-900
> > > word article. It's just NEAT. I get paid to learn weird and useless
> > > shit. My kinda job.
> > > 
> > > On the other hand, I have found myself becoming more and more like Cliff
> > > Clavin in "Cheers." You remember him...the mailman Cheers regular who
> > > would have been adorable if everything that was said to him hadn't
> > > triggered some nugget of information he'd stored in his encyclopedic
> > > brain. Then it was like Pavlov's dogs. Once he got on the scent of a
> > > possible connection to some esoteric tidbit of information he'd stored
> > > away in his Zettabyte-sized brain, the person sitting next to him was a
> > > goner. The story just *had* to come out, and *had* to be told to its
> > > finish, whether or not any of the audience who had been present when the
> > > story started were still present or not.
> > > 
> > > I have in the last few months written over 200 such articles. Just think
> > > about the amount of useless and pointless new information that I've
> > > stored away in my brain cells. On the one hand, it keeps my brain not
> > > only active, but continually forming new neural pathways to new neural
> > > data. On the other, it is impairing my "Harmless, and rarely boring"
> > > reputation at Bad Habits and my other regular hangouts.
> > > 
> > > At such establishments, I found that people would say stuff over a
> > > couple of beers, and that would remind me of stuff I read about and
> > > wrote about and...
> > > 
> > > And I've learned to keep my mouth shut.
> > > 
> > > That something is fascinating to me doth not necessarily mean that it
> > > will be fascinating to someone else.
> > > 
> > > I'm getting laid way more since realizing this, and just thought I'd
> > > pass the tip along to those rare singles at Fairfield Life who might
> > > have similarly noticed a dropoff in their batting averages.
> > > 
> > > :-)
> > >
> > 
> >
>


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