Oh man that was hilarious! I haven't laughed that loud in a while - thanks Barry - I feel so much better now that I know I am meditating correctly - nex time maybe Curtis will check and I can time travel and get a glimpse of a 25 year old Sophia Loren.
________________________________ From: turquoiseb <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 2:07 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: The "Gotta-Blame-Maharishi-for-My-miserable-Life" club --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@...> wrote: > > OK I will agree to get my TM meditation checked as long > as Barry does the checking procedure (he usta be one-a > them TM guv'ners you know) will that count? "Let's close our eyes, making sure not to visualize the title credits of Baywatch, with all of those buxom babes bouncing down the beach in slow motion." [ After 30 seconds ] "Let's open the eyes. It was easy?" [ Whatever he says, answer, "Yes, good, fine, etc.] "Yes, good, fine, etc. Did you notice how easily and effortlessly the thoughts of Pamela Anderson's bouncing boobies came to you? That is how easily you should think the mantra." [ ? ] "What's a mantra? Oh, it's that thing you used to think about when you were meditating. Not nearly as charming as boobies, eh? Good job. You're 'checked.' Go forth and meditate this effortlessly from now on. Jai Guru Hasselhoff." > ________________________________ > From: nablusoss1008 <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 1:34 PM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: The > "Gotta-Blame-Maharishi-for-My-miserable-Life" club > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008 <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> wrote: > > > > > > do I get to be secretary? > > > > No, but perhaps Curtis will confer you the title Honourable > > Member for life ? Please remember that membership is evoked > > the day you have a checking. > > Should have been *revoked* :-) >