Boy oh Boy did I love these. I sensed a great deal of outraged squirming in the Universe reading these! Thanks Dog.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" wrote: > > Bottom line, just tell them the truth. > 1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance. > 2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free. > 3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy. > 4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors. > 5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it. > 6. The Founding Fathers were liberals. > 7. Fascism is a right-wing trait. > 8. Sarah Palin is an idiot. > 9. The Earth is round. > 10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President. > 11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California. > 12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency. > 13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control. > 14. Global warming is real. > 15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed > or their houses cleaned. > 16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans > approve the defense budget? > 17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists. > 18. Paying taxes is patriotic. > 19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880. > 20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party. > 21. The Presidents' full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the > United States of America. > 22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia. > 23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans > wanted to destroy it. > 24. Hate is not a Christian virtue. > 25. Jesus was a liberal. > 26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats. > 27. Tea parties are for little girls. > 28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for > indoctrinating children. > 29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible. > 30. Sharia law doesn't exist in America. > 31. The President is NOT a Muslim. > 32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people. > 33. Fox News isn't real news, it's just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing > propaganda machine. > 34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea. > 35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights. > 36. Women control their own bodies. > 37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum. > 38. Please use spell-check. > 39. It's "pundit", not "pundint". > 40. Social Security is solvent through 2038. > 41. Health care is a right, not a product. > 42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning > Supreme Court. > 43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts. > 44. The donkey shouldn't be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the > real jackasses. > 45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and > half years to do what Bush couldn't do in eight. > 46. Waterboarding IS torture. > 47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush's watch, therefore he did NOT keep > America safe. > 48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade > Texas to get it back. > 49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it's called the > First Amendment. > 50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians. > 51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it. > 52. The Oval Office is NOT a "whites only" office. > 53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies. > 54. The white race isn't disappearing, it's evolving. > 55. God is a particle. > 56. Evolution is real. > 57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000. > 58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves. > 59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery. > 60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British. > 61. Federal law trumps state law. > 62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state's rights. > 63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people. > 64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending. > 65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job. > 66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932. > 67. Republicans don't want to pay for your birth control, but they want you > to pay for their Viagra. > 68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra. > 69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor. > 70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely > give American jobs to foreigners overseas. > 71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red > states? > 72. Labor unions built this country. > 73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper > tantrum throwing kind of political strategy. > 74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian. > 75. When Republicans see black, they attack. > 76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom. > 77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born. > 78. Republicans are hypocrites, they're just too stupid to know it. > 79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes > guns and insurrection. > 80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican. > 81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet > themselves. > 82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed. > 83. People are too poor to vote Republican. > 84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for > them. > 85. Republicans hate education because they couldn't hack it in school. > 86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it. > 87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the > Right. > 88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining > about it being too high. > 89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex. > 90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981. > 91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh. > 92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists. > 93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign > oil company. > 94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the > Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles. > 95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that's why > Republicans do it. > 96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it > out. > 97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit > cards and then deny them medical attention. > 98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug > the entire middle class on behalf of corporations. > 99. Republicans think rape isn't a crime, but miscarriages are. > 100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time! > http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/ >
