Boy oh Boy did I love these. I sensed a great deal of outraged squirming in the 
Universe reading these! Thanks Dog.

--- In, "raunchydog"  wrote:
> Bottom line, just tell them the truth.
> 1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
> 2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
> 3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
> 4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
> 5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
> 6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
> 7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
> 8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
> 9. The Earth is round.
> 10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
> 11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
> 12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
> 13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
> 14. Global warming is real.
> 15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed 
> or their houses cleaned.
> 16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans 
> approve the defense budget?
> 17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
> 18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
> 19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
> 20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
> 21. The Presidents' full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the 
> United States of America.
> 22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
> 23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans 
> wanted to destroy it.
> 24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
> 25. Jesus was a liberal.
> 26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
> 27. Tea parties are for little girls.
> 28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for 
> indoctrinating children.
> 29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
> 30. Sharia law doesn't exist in America.
> 31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
> 32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
> 33. Fox News isn't real news, it's just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing 
> propaganda machine.
> 34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
> 35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
> 36. Women control their own bodies.
> 37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
> 38. Please use spell-check.
> 39. It's "pundit", not "pundint".
> 40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
> 41. Health care is a right, not a product.
> 42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning 
> Supreme Court.
> 43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
> 44. The donkey shouldn't be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the 
> real jackasses.
> 45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and 
> half years to do what Bush couldn't do in eight.
> 46. Waterboarding IS torture.
> 47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush's watch, therefore he did NOT keep 
> America safe.
> 48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade 
> Texas to get it back.
> 49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it's called the 
> First Amendment.
> 50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
> 51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
> 52. The Oval Office is NOT a "whites only" office.
> 53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
> 54. The white race isn't disappearing, it's evolving.
> 55. God is a particle.
> 56. Evolution is real.
> 57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
> 58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
> 59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
> 60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
> 61. Federal law trumps state law.
> 62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state's rights.
> 63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
> 64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
> 65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
> 66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
> 67. Republicans don't want to pay for your birth control, but they want you 
> to pay for their Viagra.
> 68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
> 69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
> 70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely 
> give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
> 71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red 
> states?
> 72. Labor unions built this country.
> 73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper 
> tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
> 74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
> 75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
> 76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
> 77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
> 78. Republicans are hypocrites, they're just too stupid to know it.
> 79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes 
> guns and insurrection.
> 80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
> 81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet 
> themselves.
> 82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
> 83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
> 84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for 
> them.
> 85. Republicans hate education because they couldn't hack it in school.
> 86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
> 87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the 
> Right.
> 88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining 
> about it being too high.
> 89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
> 90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
> 91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
> 92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
> 93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign 
> oil company.
> 94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the 
> Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
> 95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that's why 
> Republicans do it.
> 96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it 
> out.
> 97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit 
> cards and then deny them medical attention.
> 98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug 
> the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
> 99. Republicans think rape isn't a crime, but miscarriages are.
> 100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!

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