--- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In [email protected], "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > > --- In [email protected], "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > --- In [email protected], "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk > because > > > > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of > covering > > > > > the large thing that needs to be covered. > > > > > > > > Exactly. > > > > > > I see Feste is not the only one here with a > > > "my dick is bigger than your dick" fetish. > > > > Hey, I'm not the guy so threatened by a gag about > > Burt Reynolds's big dick that he had to castrate it. > > I see. Judy gets offended not only when one > questions the spiritual teacher she puts up > on a pedestal, but also when one questions > the...uh...quality of her masturbation material. :-) > > To be honest, the issue has probably arisen > because I tried to paraphrase an interview > that I encountered at least a decade ago.
Thought it was a talk show... > The choice of the word "risky" was mine, and > possibly not Burt's. In the context of the > original, it was pretty clear he was making > a joke about the possibility of having a > tiny dick. Not to, uh, flog the obvious, but the key phrase is "small hands." I don't think there's any way you could rewrite the gag including that phrase to make it come out the way you want. > The interviewer laughed. So did everyone else, > including Burt. Judy got offended. Go figure. Judy thought it was hilarious, actually, that (as she said) Barry couldn't deal with the notion of Reynolds having a dick too big to be covered by his hands. > > I wonder if she's got a Burt Reynolds vibrator. > And what size it is... :-) > > Unc > > P.S. It wasn't "Burt" who committed suicide > by hurling himself off the nightstand, was it? > If so, I'm sorry to have intruded on your grief > with my careless remarks. This is what Barry calls "ignoring Judy," folks... ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
