You're a master astrologer, salyavin, no one can compete with you!

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "salyavin808"  wrote:
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> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Jamshad Ghanbar  wrote:
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> > Here is an info for all the interested Jyotish students:
> > The birth time of Catherine Duchess of Cambridge "Kate Middleton"
> > is rectified to be :
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> > 07 : 17: 27
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> > She was born on Jan.9, 1982 in Reading U.K
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> > Rectification is done to the second.
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> From this accurate information it's possible to confidently
> predict a life of unbelievable luxury for this lucky girl.
> She will undoubtably marry her prince and have many offspring
> paid for by the tax payer who, in return, get to stand outside
> the gates of her many palatial residences and wave small
> flags at the happy couple as they are driven past in any one 
> of a number of highly expensive automobiles.
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> She will never know what housework is as the staff quarters of
> her many houses will be full of low paid, grovelling servants
> all sworn to secrecy about what it's like to earn minimum wage
> while working for the richest family in the land and having to 
> hide in cupboards when the mother-in-law comes round - lest the 
> poor woman sees an underling of less than blue blood.
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> All the country asks in return for this life of unparalleled 
> sloth and endless foreign holidays is that she opens a supermarket every now 
> and again and smiles sweetly when meeting the Saudi dictatorship at 
> Buckingham palace - lest we lose our lucrative 
> weapons contracts.
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> That's my reading of the stars, anyone else care to have a go?
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