Michael Jackson Productions announces a stunning new version of the mighty Lord of the Rings saga, where the casting accurately depicts the energy and nature of J.R.R. Tolkien's immortal characters.
The producers were fortunate to find the individuals whose personalities accurately embody the essence of each of the characters they play. The casting in this new film series will create a dynamic realism unmatched in movie making history. The Lord of the Rings Film Saga: Staring: Girish Varma as Sauron (the perfect choice would of course have been Marshy but he is dead) Feste as the Mouth of Sauron Merlin as Shagrat of Cirith Ungol Wgm4u as Gorbag of Minas Morgul Ravi playing a dual role as Gollum and Grima Wormtongue Judy Authfriend playing a dual role as Shelob and Lobelia Sackville-Baggins Obbajeeba as Ugluk, Captain of the Uruk-Hai Nablussos as Grishnakh (although if Ravi is drunk or anything on the movie set, Nabby can easily stand in as Gollum or Grima Wormtongue) Seventh Ray as Saruman (in his decline) Dr. Dumbass playing a dual role as Bill Ferny and Ted Sandyman Rick as Frodo Buck in the Dome as Samwise Gamgee Salyavin as Galadriel Duveyoung playing a dual role as Elladan and Elrohir Xeno as Eomer Spairag as Barliman Butterbur Alex Stanley as Aragorn Barry as Farmer Maggott Bhairitu as Gandalf Navashok as Radagast the Brown Curtis as Elrond Ann as Eowyn Richard J. Williams as a more than slightly crazed Gaffer Gamgee And Michael Jackson, of course, as Treebeard Share has a bit part as the old gossipy woman who gives Aragorn a ration of shit for not doing as she thinks he ought to in the Houses of Healing in Gondor.
