I'm delighted to have a leading role in something, even though I have no idea who or what my character is. Usually on these FFL lists I am completely ignored. To have second billing behind Girish is quite an honor.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@...> wrote: > > Michael Jackson Productions announces a stunning new version of the mighty > Lord of the Rings saga, where the casting accurately depicts the energy > and nature of J.R.R. Tolkien's immortal characters. > > > The producers were fortunate to find the > individuals whose personalities accurately embody the essence of each of the > characters they play. > > > The casting in this new film series will create a dynamic realism unmatched > in movie making > history. > > > > The Lord of the Rings Film Saga: > > Staring: > > > Girish Varma as Sauron (the perfect choice would of course have > been Marshy but he is dead) > > Feste as the Mouth of Sauron > > Merlin as Shagrat of Cirith Ungol > > Wgm4u as Gorbag of Minas Morgul > > Ravi playing a dual role as Gollum and Grima Wormtongue > > > Judy Authfriend playing a dual role as Shelob and Lobelia Sackville-Baggins > > Obbajeeba as Ugluk, Captain of the Uruk-Hai > > > Nablussos as Grishnakh > (although if Ravi is drunk or anything on the movie set, Nabby can easily > stand in as Gollum or Grima Wormtongue) > > Seventh Ray as Saruman (in his decline) > > > Dr. Dumbass playing a dual role as Bill Ferny and Ted Sandyman > > > Rick as Frodo > > Buck in the Dome as Samwise Gamgee > > Salyavin as Galadriel > > > Duveyoung playing a dual role as Elladan and Elrohir > > > Xeno as Eomer > > Spairag as Barliman Butterbur > > Alex Stanley as Aragorn > > Barry as Farmer Maggott > > Bhairitu as Gandalf > > Navashok as Radagast the Brown > > Curtis as Elrond > > Ann as Eowyn > > Richard J. Williams as a more than slightly crazed Gaffer Gamgee > > And Michael Jackson, of course, as Treebeard > > Share has a bit part as the old gossipy woman who gives Aragorn a ration of > shit for not doing as she thinks he ought to in the Houses of Healing in > Gondor. >
