--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@...> wrote: > > http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-19/indian-rupee-collapses-worst-da\ > y-20-years > <http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-08-19/indian-rupee-collapses-worst-d\ > ay-20-years> >
Don't worry, they'll be able to prop it up with all the US Dollars that Indian scammers must be raking in by calling Americans on the phone and claiming to be from Microsoft tech support. I finally got my first one of those calls the other day, and all I could say was, "Well, that's very interesting, considering I have a Mac." (which is technically true, since I do, in fact, own a Macbook and an iMac, even though my main PC is Windows.) The guy hung up on me, and then it hit me: Dammit!!! This was the perfect opportunity to totally offend an Indian with my Indian accent by having Swami Gulabjamunanda give him an angry sermon about bad karma... "Lord Shiva is going to be ripping you a new asshole! Let me tell you!" So, today, I get back home after Bananagrams at Revs and shopping, and there were two calls to my land line while I was out. I Googled the numbers, and one of them was an Indian tech support scammer. Dammit again!!! I swear, I am not going to leave this house until another Indian scammer calls me and gets an earful of the good Swami. I don't care if I have to dress in rags and live on opossum and raccoon stew! I am not leaving this house! Or, maybe I'll just forward my land line to my cellphone, hang out at Revs, and sponge off of Rory's darshan.
