Helen Keller here.. A Centipede without legs..
A man without a horse.. A bungee without the cord. A nipple without the milk. (wait, that happens all the time.) A chair without the legs. (wait, that is a backjack.) A black panther without a coloring book. The Village People without the Y. The arm without the gedon. (wait, that is about to happen this month.) A boob job without the whore. A Sears without your phone number. A blanket without a pig. How many is that? I want this program to be easier to sift through.. OMG the drunk, the whore and the slut when walking into a bar...
