Two old women -- one in her 60s, the other in her 70s -- walk into a bar. They stride up to the bar and announce, "We're here for the Dick-Size Contest...when does it start?"
The bartender says, "Oh, you must be looking for Fairfield Life. It's round the corner. This is a bar." --- In [email protected], Share Long wrote: > > Right, Judy and you just happened to bring it up after I had written HuffPost. It had absolutely nothing to do with that. I don't think so! > > ________________________________ > From: "authfriend@..." authfriend@... > > It's so very hard to believe the stupidity isn't a put-on. > > Hate to burst your Stupid Bubble, Share, but I wasn't suggesting you should put a definite article before "HuffPo." You shouldn't. My comment referred to the fact that you frequently do leave out the definite article where you SHOULD have one, yet you boast of having taken this advanced grammar course. > > She isn't going to get it. I know she isn't going to get it. There just aren't enough brain cells to accommodate something this complicated. > > ---In [email protected], [email protected] wrote: > > Judy wrote & apparently forgot she did: Did this grammar course teach you to leave out the definite article? > Because I had written: One of my favorite courses in college was an advanced grammar course. The > errors I see now even on places like HuffPost amaze me. > Ok, this exchange happened under the Lucid Dreaming thread. I guess that's why Judy thinks it was imaginary! > > ________________________________ > From: "authfriend@" authfriend@ > > I'd say it was, "Oh, how quickly they imagine things that never happened!" > > ---In [email protected], [email protected] wrote: > > Oh how quickly they forget! > > ________________________________ > From: "authfriend@" authfriend@ > > Which "FFL editor" would that be, Share? > > ---In [email protected], [email protected] wrote: > > Very bad, turq. According to FFL Editor, you're supposed to say THE HuffPost! Faite attention, s'il vous plait!
